1 00:00:01,720 --> 00:00:03,060 Previously on L .A. Law. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:08,680 Kevin Rollins obtained a gun, loaded it with ammunition, stalked Miss Van Owen, 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,380 and shot at her point blank. 4 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:14,140 Whether you care to admit it or not, that punk's bullet wounded more than 5 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:16,600 arm. He got to you, and he got to you deep. 6 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:19,100 Until further notice, you're on the desk. 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,200 Rollins didn't take me down, Bruce. You're doing it. I don't deserve this. 8 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:26,030 Barking dogs are a fact of life, Mr. Karras. 9 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:30,090 Accordingly, I find the facts to be insufficient to support your nuisance 10 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:32,509 And I'm entering judgment for the defendant. 11 00:00:33,170 --> 00:00:37,870 Well, Rackman, I'll get justice in my own way. Just you wait. My dog's been 12 00:00:37,870 --> 00:00:38,870 killed. What? 13 00:00:38,910 --> 00:00:43,410 My neighbor poisoned him. Go see him. Talk to him. Stand up, you murderer. 14 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:44,670 What? 15 00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:47,590 Get back. 16 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:50,530 If you want a piece of me, you know where to find me. 17 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:31,969 Do I know you? 18 00:01:31,970 --> 00:01:35,110 Yeah. Well, do you remember a client named Kim Bonner? 19 00:01:35,450 --> 00:01:37,170 Sure. That's my mother. 20 00:01:38,090 --> 00:01:39,470 You're... Lucinda. 21 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:43,490 God, last time I saw you, you were just a little kid. 22 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:46,470 Well, I just turned 21 a couple days ago. 23 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:47,890 Happy birthday. 24 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:49,490 Thanks. 25 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,550 You're still lawyering, I assume? 26 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:55,090 Yeah. I guess you're not still in junior high school. 27 00:01:55,650 --> 00:01:56,650 No. 28 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:58,190 Shopping for the family? 29 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,630 No. 30 00:02:00,389 --> 00:02:05,330 You? Oh, no, I just stopped by to pick up some smear and a fig for breakfast. 31 00:02:05,770 --> 00:02:08,949 This is all I have during the day. It's water from the St. Augustine Springs. 32 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,850 Since I tried it, I simply can't drink any other. 33 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:16,030 Getting a divorce was really the best thing my parents ever did. 34 00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:17,610 Well, sometimes that's the case. 35 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,130 You still living with your mother? 36 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:21,510 Arnie, please. 37 00:02:21,570 --> 00:02:23,030 I can afford my own place. 38 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,970 Well, forgive me. I must be living in the past. 39 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:26,810 By the way, what last name are you using? 40 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:30,290 No last name? 41 00:02:30,890 --> 00:02:34,370 Well, I'm a model, so I'm known professionally only as Lucinda. 42 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:37,610 You must be doing fairly well. 43 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:39,730 Cover of Glamour next month. 44 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:43,490 You know, those are nice cars. 45 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:45,850 I used to have one before I got the Mondial. 46 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:53,690 You know, 47 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:56,870 I have to tell you something. 48 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:00,650 I used to have a really big crush on you. 49 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:02,470 Really? Yeah. 50 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:07,150 I used to imagine you sweeping me off my feet, taking me away. 51 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:10,190 Would you still be willing to give me the chance? 52 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:21,670 Call me. 53 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:34,010 Eight years ago when I represented her, she had a daughter then who was only 13 54 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:35,010 years old. 55 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:39,530 Cut to this morning. I stop off at the store, and there is her daughter. 56 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:41,650 She's 21. 57 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:43,930 Rox, this is beyond intrigue. Don't ask me how I know. 58 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:49,330 Artie, if I line up a good temp, do you think I could use some of the time I 59 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,570 have coming to take Friday off? 60 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:52,850 Leon wants to take me to Hawaii. 61 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:54,690 Absolutely. 62 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:56,350 Really? 63 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,300 Rox, that sounds like a great weekend. Where are you going to stay? 64 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,519 Oh, 65 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,700 that's the best beach in the world. 66 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:05,800 Boy, if the possibility exists to live a truly joyful existence, it's got to be 67 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:06,800 L .A. 68 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:56,960 Let's take a call now from Leonard in Sequoia. 69 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,200 Go ahead. 70 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,260 Hello, Doctor. 71 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:02,200 So, what's on your mind today? 72 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,140 Well, I'm about to go into personal bankruptcy. 73 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:12,880 Why the reject on the Ellis complaint, Benoit? Because it's trash, Detective. 74 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:17,860 Would you be willing to amplify that for me just a little? 75 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:21,850 Ellis has a concussion and four cracked ribs. He said he received while in 76 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:25,750 custody. Brutality charges have been filed against the department, and now 77 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:27,950 bring me this laundry list? 78 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:31,210 Now, see, now you're losing me, Vanna. 79 00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:36,490 What's the problem? The problem, Sergeant, is that despite the fact that 80 00:06:36,490 --> 00:06:39,430 would like to charge him with eight different felonies, the only thing that 81 00:06:39,430 --> 00:06:41,650 have on him are three vehicular infractions. 82 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,450 Take it to traffic court. 83 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:47,740 What about the .25 caliber automatic he had with him? No PC to search the trunk. 84 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,460 There is nothing here that's going to stick. No matter how much you fling at 85 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:52,340 wall. How about he's a wrong guy? 86 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:54,400 I can't charge him for being wrong. 87 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,980 What is it with you? 88 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,200 What is it with me? 89 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:01,000 Yeah. Didn't you get a pretty first -hand view of what it's like out there? 90 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,280 What if I did? 91 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,240 Nothing. You're right. 92 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,860 Don't give it a second thought. 93 00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:10,380 I'm sure there wasn't a reason in the world for the cops to have laid a finger 94 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:11,720 on him. By the way... 95 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:16,240 That cop you've got sitting outside on detail guarding you, how much slack you 96 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,240 think you'd cut him? 97 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,260 You're out of line, Sergeant. 98 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:23,500 But since you asked, the very same amount I would cut anybody else. 99 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,740 And spare me the Ilajima speech about how you're the front line. 100 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:32,440 The only reason this file is on my desk is because your people screwed up and 101 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:36,240 now you're looking at a lawsuit. Only you don't get combat pay around here. 102 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:39,480 the district attorney's office is not your department's private defense 103 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,180 So do me a favor and take a hike. 104 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,760 You bet. 105 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,560 And I hope there's something I can do for you sometime. 106 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:13,010 Positive they'll hold the Jeep for us? Yeah, we're going to pick it up on the 107 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:14,010 way to the camping, Stuart. 108 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:17,770 God, Stuart, just think how long it's been since you've breathed real air. 109 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:21,030 Woody Allen says you should never trust air you can't see. 110 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:26,550 Look, Stuart, I know that camping was not your first choice for a vacation, 111 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:30,390 I just want you to know how much I appreciate your being so open to try 112 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:32,750 something new with me. Yeah, well, that's the kind of guy I am. 113 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:35,789 You know, I talked to my travel agent. We can still get in almost anywhere. 114 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:37,190 Hawaii. 115 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:40,390 Mexico. See, I think our lives have just gotten so out of balance. 116 00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:45,450 You know, enclosed in this hermetically sealed box, never seeing the sun or a 117 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,570 tree or a bird. 118 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:49,990 Yeah, they have sun and trees and birds in Acapulco, and you don't have to sleep 119 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:50,990 in the dirt. 120 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,410 Aren't we the little prince? 121 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:54,730 Anyway, you get to choose the next vacation. 122 00:08:55,190 --> 00:08:56,330 It's too late, I lived through this one. 123 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:01,090 Mether and the Jack of Hearts. 124 00:09:01,510 --> 00:09:05,090 Yeah, um, Ron Mether's a commercial fisherman who works out of San Pedro. 125 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,170 The jack of hearts is his boat. 126 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:11,410 He claims that the IRS took it away from him. Was he asleep at the switch? 127 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:15,210 It doesn't seem like that can happen without warning. I assume he had some 128 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:17,450 warning. With the service, you can't assume anything. 129 00:09:17,870 --> 00:09:18,870 What are we doing? 130 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:20,870 Stuart and I are meeting with Messer this morning. 131 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,850 You're crossing over into Stuart's bailiwick, Mike? 132 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:26,010 Well, from what little I heard on the phone, this one looks like it might go 133 00:09:26,010 --> 00:09:27,890 into court right away, in which case Mike's the one. 134 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,250 Feel like cutting your teeth with me in tax court, Victor? 135 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:31,910 Victor's not available. 136 00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:35,650 You know, I could easily give up this trip if you want me around, Mike. 137 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:36,930 Not necessary. 138 00:09:40,170 --> 00:09:41,170 Excuse me. 139 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,470 Is he all right? 140 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,230 Ann, you're not coming in tomorrow? 141 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,370 That's right, Douglas. 142 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:53,350 Stuart and I are going backpacking in the Buelton Highlands. 143 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:56,870 Abby, there's one thing I'd like you to cover for me, if you could. Abby is not 144 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:57,870 available, Ann. 145 00:09:58,070 --> 00:10:01,230 Victor and Abby not being available have anything to do with this ongoing Sparky 146 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:02,230 litigation, Douglas? 147 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:03,380 Let's get something straight. 148 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,700 I've been hit with criminal assault charges as well as an enormous civil 149 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:07,700 liability claim. 150 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:10,600 These represent a grotesque travesty of justice. 151 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:15,240 The only possible means I have of righting the scales a bit lies in the 152 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,800 I filed against Karras for killing Sparky and for slashing my tires. 153 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,740 I would hope that I could count on the forces of this firm to be mobilized out 154 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:24,900 of sheer moral indignation, if nothing else. 155 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,820 I think we're adjourned. 156 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:38,200 I'm Mike Cusack. This is Stuart Markowitz. He's our tax specialist. 157 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,260 How are you? 158 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:44,300 So, where should I start? 159 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,160 Tell us about your boat. 160 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:50,280 She's 85 foot, steel hull. 161 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,180 I got her rigged for long lining. 162 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,280 Five days ago, I'd taken enough ice and provisions for a two -week trip. 163 00:10:56,780 --> 00:11:00,120 Next day, I go down to the pier. The harbor master tells me internal revenue 164 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:05,660 agents have seized the boat. He left me a notice I owed $540 ,000 in taxes. 165 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,960 My best year, I made 80 grand. 166 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:11,880 Plus, the one thing I never not do is pay my taxes. I don't ask them for 167 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,840 extensions. I don't tell them any stories. I just give them the money so 168 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,840 don't give me any trouble. 169 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,220 Doesn't always work, does it? Tell me. 170 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,900 The guy does my returns. He called. He couldn't get any information. 171 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,000 I phone. The lines are always busy. 172 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,320 Well, if what you're saying is accurate, it sounds like somebody really goofed. 173 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,500 Let's hope that's all it is. 174 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,120 Remember, we are dealing with the IRS now. 175 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:33,200 You're telling me they can do anything the hell they want to do? 176 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:36,340 Well, they can do things nobody else can do. They have their own police force. 177 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,460 When they decide to move in, they move in. They can take everything. 178 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,760 And if you happen to be standing there, they can search you. 179 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:44,740 I know a case of a guy where they went to his house, not only took his two 180 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,220 but the truck that belonged to the gardener who was cutting the grass at 181 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,210 time. So I just roll over? 182 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:50,870 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 183 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:54,630 I know a few people down there. I think we can get a meeting by this afternoon. 184 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:55,870 Don't worry. 185 00:11:56,390 --> 00:11:59,410 We'll get this whole thing straightened out. Well, I hope it's soon, because I 186 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:03,250 got five crewmen gonna leave me flat if I'm not outbound in a week's time. 187 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:05,290 I'm three payments late on the boat. 188 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:09,170 I'm two payments late on the house. My wife is a wreck because of this. 189 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:13,090 If they don't give that boat back to me soon, they might as well keep it for 190 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:14,090 good. 191 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:23,310 So, some kid takes a pop shot at me, and all of a sudden, I'm supposed to be the 192 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,430 department's hard -ass. 193 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,090 Well, I don't think you're being singled out, Grace. 194 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,610 I think he was just doing what cops do. 195 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,650 Since when are you an apologist for the LAPD? 196 00:12:34,510 --> 00:12:36,650 Since when are you having three drinks for lunch? 197 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,110 How about you mind your own business? 198 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,790 Look, I think I've been pretty good about what's been going on with you the 199 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:44,790 couple of weeks. 200 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,350 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 201 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:52,360 You have been pushing me and everyone else away with the booze and the 202 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,580 tranquilizers. It's not you, Grace. 203 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:58,560 Nicky, be a pal, huh? 204 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,880 Get off my back. 205 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:08,860 Hey, why don't we do dancing tonight, hmm? I have a friend who can get us into 206 00:13:08,860 --> 00:13:09,920 Helena's. Oh. 207 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:14,310 No, I got too much to do with this IRM thing. They are really putting the 208 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:17,490 to this guy. Yeah, well, someone's always putting the screws to someone. It 209 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:18,490 never ends. 210 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:19,510 Give it a break. 211 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,110 For tonight. 212 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:24,050 I can't, Gracie. 213 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:27,430 You know what, Cusack? 214 00:13:28,330 --> 00:13:33,390 The thing I like about you the best is you're such a hell of a lot of fun. 215 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:37,550 Enjoy. 216 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:58,190 215 sunblock, zinc oxide, nasty new sunglasses. 217 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:01,490 I feel like we're going to paradise for the weekend. 218 00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:04,970 Let me call you back later, Leon. 219 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:09,090 Rox, I know you're very busy making plans, but if we could do a little 220 00:14:09,090 --> 00:14:10,130 business for just a second? 221 00:14:11,490 --> 00:14:12,990 I'd like you to have a case of St. 222 00:14:13,370 --> 00:14:15,750 Augustine water sent to Lucinda at her house. 223 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,250 Thanks. 224 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:23,030 So that we may understand one another on this point, my client is fully willing 225 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,170 to provide all... 226 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:29,280 pertinent corporate financial records to the present shareholders. 227 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:36,340 I have advised him that he is under no duty whatsoever to divulge any details 228 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:40,400 his current financial condition beyond the scope of the corporation. 229 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,700 Leland, what's wrong? 230 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,160 Call Dr. Weiner. 231 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,620 Tell him I have to see him right away. 232 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,960 Leland, what is it? 233 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,700 I don't know, Iris. 234 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:56,410 That's why I want to go to the doctor. Now, would you call him, please? 235 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,170 Oh, Mike. 236 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,110 I'm in a spot. 237 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,950 I've got the Regina Fernald murder trial to prepare for. 238 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,710 And now, assault charges against Brackman have landed up on Marilyn 239 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:10,649 desk. 240 00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:12,890 So? I copped her grandmother's rocking chair. 241 00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:16,750 There's no way I'm going to get her to deal, and there's no way I can take this 242 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,750 to trial. 243 00:15:17,910 --> 00:15:20,230 I was wondering if there was any chance that you'd go down there for me. 244 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,150 Not if you want it done any time soon. 245 00:15:22,859 --> 00:15:23,859 What about Abby? 246 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,840 Abby is handling Douglass' civil litigation. 247 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,040 Brackman wants me for the criminal charges. 248 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,560 But the way it looks now, I don't stand a chance. 249 00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:31,559 Sure you do. 250 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,660 You can turn this whole thing around to your advantage, Victor. 251 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,960 Offer up an act of contrition, combined with a certain innocent charm. 252 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,080 Pretty soon you've got her right where you are, even more so than if you'd 253 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,420 had the fight with her in the first place. I don't think so. 254 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,400 I think the policy objective of the secret council of females who's crushed 255 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,620 Fuentes every chance you get. 256 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,780 Except the difference here is that between you and Feldman, there's no 257 00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:54,020 warped or straight, past, present, or future. 258 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,840 So all you have to do is deal with the case. I don't know. 259 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:02,100 I'll tell you one thing. If Marilyn Feldman is not a dog lover, Douglas 260 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,620 looking at some serious pound time. 261 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,560 I had a calling named Daisy. 262 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,760 She used to roam around in this field where the cows would graze. 263 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,420 Sometimes the cow would get loose and... 264 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,980 Get out in the road and Daisy would run after her and bark like hell. 265 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,720 One day a truck hit her and she had to be put to sleep. 266 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,440 All my mother would tell me was that Daisy was going to live in a place where 267 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,580 was safe for her to run. 268 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,780 Where there were no trucks. 269 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,840 I promised to keep her off the road and protect her. 270 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,220 But Daisy wasn't coming back. 271 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:51,970 Just imagine, instead of it having been a truck that had hit her by accident, it 272 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,270 was some guy who killed her on purpose. 273 00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:57,330 They say a dog is the only animal who will lick the hand of its killer. 274 00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:01,670 Daisy would have been just as trusting as Sparky was, nuzzling up to the 275 00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:05,369 stranger who was offering her chopped meat, chopped meat laced with 276 00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:11,310 When Sparky was poisoned in an enclosed area, Karis's backyard gave him direct 277 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:13,170 access without tripping off the alarm system. 278 00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:17,550 I mean, he had every opportunity. He had the inclination, he had... Oh, wait a 279 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:18,550 minute. 280 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:21,190 What exactly are you after here? 281 00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:26,290 Ellen, I just want you to be able to use your prosecutorial discretion and drop 282 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:27,169 the case. 283 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,630 Douglas Brackman has absolutely no record for violence. 284 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:32,390 He was horribly provoked, and he's remorseful for what he's done. 285 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,510 I mean, if there's any victim here, it's him. 286 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:38,570 Why is it I get the feeling that you're going to be laughing at me once you get 287 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:39,570 outside my door? 288 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:42,910 Because you don't know me. 289 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:48,970 Well, I don't know Mr. Brackman either, do I? He seems bent on vengeance. He's 290 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:49,970 suing Karras. 291 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:54,050 What's to say he doesn't come after him again, this time with a baseball bat or 292 00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:54,689 a gun? 293 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,810 If that happens, I'm sure you know that I don't want to be the prosecutor who 294 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:58,810 dropped the charges. 295 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:03,170 Supposing you were convinced that Brackman isn't about to do that, okay? 296 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:08,710 Supposing we get them together and they all agree that this is all best put to 297 00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:11,090 rest. Your guy drops a civil suit? 298 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:12,610 Well, I would certainly suggest it. 299 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,890 Well, let's get them both in here and maybe we can do business. 300 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,330 Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got hung up at the IRS. 301 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:22,389 It's okay. 302 00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:24,830 All stocking up for some long nights by the campfire. 303 00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:29,090 Stuart, I think this is really going to be good for both of us. Just to slow 304 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:32,390 down a little. You know, sleep out under the stars. 305 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,010 Nothing between us and nature. 306 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,650 I think we better get started. 307 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,580 You know, I was up reading catalogs last night. I stayed up. 308 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:43,620 There's a lot of this stuff we're absolutely going to need, like these 309 00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:46,400 here. Oh, well, we've already got those bags that I borrowed from my cousin. 310 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,680 Not like this. 311 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,040 You know, this is the exact same bag they took from the North Pole. 312 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,080 We're not going to the North Pole, Stuart. 313 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,040 We're going two hours out of Los Angeles. 314 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,960 And this bag costs $400. 315 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,540 May I help you? If you're going to do something, you may as well do it right, 316 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,319 Ann. Yeah. 317 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,140 Let's take two of these, and I'd like to see your half -dome tents, please. 318 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280 Right over here. Thanks. 319 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:06,860 This is a terrific model. 320 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:10,590 Aluminum alloy poles with a lifetime warranty. 321 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:13,830 Stuart, we're going to be camping for three nights. 322 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,770 It's got a convertible rain shield slash dining canopy. 323 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,069 Yeah, we'll take it. 324 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:22,050 Stuart, are you kidding? How about Pat? The wrong backpack can totally ruin a 325 00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,049 trip. 326 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:24,790 You got one you particularly recommend? 327 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:26,170 Mm -hmm. 328 00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:29,870 Fifth is the Visionary. State of the art. Here, why don't you try it on? 329 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,090 Yeah, great. 330 00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:35,730 It's got a thousand denier Cordura bottom. 331 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,270 It's too big. 332 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,940 No, it's actually very well balanced. Conically cut waistband, coil zippers, 333 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,200 perforated lumbar pads. 334 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,800 $349, Stuart. That is totally ridiculous money for a knapsack. 335 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:51,960 Man, it's not a knapsack. We have less expensive models, naturally, with fewer 336 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,939 features, of course. 337 00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,320 Oh, no, I think I really like this one. 338 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:55,970 You'll be very happy with it. 339 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:57,650 Great. I've got a few more things. 340 00:19:58,090 --> 00:20:01,350 You know, there's boots with a bilateral arch support. I'll take two pairs of 341 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:04,470 those. Okay. And then goose -down jackets. And you have that silk and 342 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,470 polypropylene underwear. 343 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:09,170 What? Right. And then, you know, lanterns, signal mirrors, bug spray, 344 00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:12,390 kit, windproof matches, citronella candles, bungee cords, a couple of 345 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:13,389 Bungee cords? 346 00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:14,890 Yeah, you know, they hold on to... Never mind. 347 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:18,230 Here, why don't you take the list, and I'll browse around and see whatever else 348 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:19,230 I might need. Great. Thanks. 349 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:21,790 Stuart. These are nice. 350 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,330 Oh, this stuff is great. 351 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,010 Here. 352 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,050 You know, 353 00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:30,790 maybe you were right. 354 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:34,910 Maybe that getting close to nature isn't really going to be so terrible after 355 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,650 all. You're going to need another basket. 356 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:39,510 Parrot Corridors of Success. 357 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:43,530 Your host is celebrity interviewer Robin Leach. 358 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:47,710 David, it's perched high on a hill on... 359 00:20:53,979 --> 00:20:57,820 What time did you get home? 360 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,640 Four. 361 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,920 At this point, the job's stupid. 362 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,300 I might as well stay home. 363 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,200 You feel like talking? 364 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,540 No. 365 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,600 I feel like zoning out. 366 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:18,100 From the tube. 367 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,140 Sounds uplifting. 368 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:28,340 If you want me to go home, I can go home. 369 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,560 How are you going to get there? 370 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:31,340 Crawl? 371 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,120 Drive. 372 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,660 You're not driving anywhere. You are drunk. 373 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,300 Take your hands off me, Michael. You try to leave this house and I'm going to 374 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,279 knock you down. 375 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280 Watch out, man. 376 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,080 Can you drink? 377 00:21:45,830 --> 00:21:46,830 Now lie down. 378 00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:48,430 Lie down. 379 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,550 He's clearly been covered. All right. 380 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:30,840 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 381 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,440 All right. 382 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,160 Oh, God. 383 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,800 Stuart, my back is killing me. 384 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,740 Are your hip stabilizers secure? 385 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,640 I don't know whether they're secure or not. 386 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:45,940 I do know that I told you it was ridiculous to bring in all this junk. 387 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,160 Don't start with me, Ann. 388 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,720 Don't start with me. 389 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,040 The entire trip was your idea. Remember that? 390 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,900 And believe me, my feet hurt worse than your back. 391 00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:59,500 Not with your Austrian boots with the bilateral arch support. 392 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:00,820 They're the best food on the market. 393 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,100 Just not broken in yet. 394 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:09,660 Stuart, could we make camp here for the night? We haven't hiked very well. Well, 395 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,740 let's... We'll go farther tomorrow. 396 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,720 Whatever you say. 397 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:15,960 Okay. 398 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,500 Whatever you say is fine. 399 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:19,879 How's this? 400 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,880 Fine. 401 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,320 Sit down. 402 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,800 God. 403 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,840 What time did you get here? About an hour ago. Here, take a look at this. 404 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,120 Notice the box? 405 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,700 Two weeks they're selling the boat. 406 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,360 I worked long enough on other people's boats to get to where I can run my own, 407 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,420 and now people I've never laid eyes on are going to sell it out from under me? 408 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,520 Well, we're not there yet. 409 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,540 Then where the hell are we? 410 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,600 Ron, there's something I have to get straight. 411 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,640 The IRS is saying you're using your boat to run drugs. 412 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:07,200 I have to know if that's true. 413 00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:10,800 Drugs? That's why your assessment is so high. They're saying that fishing is 414 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,739 just a front. 415 00:24:11,740 --> 00:24:13,200 That's crazy. Where'd they get that? 416 00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:15,640 Well, at the moment, they don't have to say. 417 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:18,680 Then how the hell am I supposed to defend myself? Why don't you let me 418 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,720 about that? Right now, I just have to hear it from you. Yes or no? 419 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:26,200 No. No, I don't run drugs. I never run drugs. All I've ever done is fish. 420 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:29,220 All right. 421 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,520 Tomorrow morning, we'll go into federal court and we'll see if we can get a 422 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,720 judge to move on this right away. 423 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,280 You know the impound dock? 424 00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:38,310 They don't even have chafing gear on the lines. 425 00:24:38,530 --> 00:24:40,830 They haven't kicked on the auxiliary generator. 426 00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:45,570 The ice is melting. The bilge pump is running on the battery. The bait hole is 427 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:48,550 full of stinking mackerel, and she's sitting too low in the water. 428 00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:51,490 Ron, we are moving on this as fast as we can. 429 00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:55,710 Everybody's got their idea of what hell is like, and this is mine. 430 00:24:56,130 --> 00:25:00,470 People in offices with no windows sending each other pieces of paper with 431 00:25:00,470 --> 00:25:01,470 name on them. 432 00:25:01,610 --> 00:25:05,730 I can't get them on the phone because the line is always busy. I can't find 433 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:07,430 their offices because I don't know who they are. 434 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:09,550 Mr. Kuzak. 435 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:15,670 Mr. Kuzak, guys like me end up in the street from this kind of thing. 436 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,170 Would you come in, please? 437 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,770 Leland, what did the doctor say? 438 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:29,690 I'll have to cancel a number of appointments. I tried to call all 439 00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:30,960 and... Good morning. 440 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:34,400 I have to go into the hospital next Thursday. 441 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:36,420 What for? 442 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,260 I'd rather not go into it. 443 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,160 Leland. It's nothing serious. I would just rather not go into it. 444 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,520 Tell Saul. 445 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,460 Saul Tartoff, I'll call him on the weekend. 446 00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:51,300 Also, I'm scheduled to appear for Gordon Hollingsworth and an administrative 447 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:55,680 hearing. Call Kite and Craig and arrange for an adjournment. Talk to Seth, 448 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,760 Craig. You won't have any problem. 449 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,050 Leland. You are someone who never goes to a doctor, let alone takes a day off 450 00:26:02,050 --> 00:26:02,829 from work. 451 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:06,630 It's obvious to me it's something serious, which makes me very afraid. 452 00:26:07,490 --> 00:26:12,570 I'm asking as a friend that you talk to me. And I'm asking as a friend that you 453 00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:13,870 respect my privacy. 454 00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:17,830 That's the kindest thing that you could do for me right now. 455 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,520 Gentlemen, what we're here for is to see whether or not it's possible to avoid 456 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,800 criminal trials altogether. 457 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,720 For whom? For either of you. 458 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:35,620 Either of it? You murdered an innocent animal. 459 00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:40,560 That is a totally unsubstantiated accusation. You had motive and 460 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,040 All I did was respond to the monstrousness of this man's crime. 461 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:48,880 Mr. Brackman, your sense of moral outrage, regardless of how genuine or 462 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,680 pronounced, does not entitle you to commit mayhem however you see fit. 463 00:26:53,150 --> 00:26:56,990 What you did to this man constitutes aggravated assault, for which you may be 464 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,390 tried and if found guilty, sentenced to prison. 465 00:26:59,630 --> 00:27:00,950 How do you like them apples? 466 00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:04,550 I wouldn't be getting too cocky if I were you, Mr. Karras. 467 00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:09,110 Now, I'm willing to drop this entire matter, but I need some fairly solid 468 00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:12,670 assurances from both of you that this pattern of violence and feuding is not 469 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:14,330 going to continue or escalate. 470 00:27:18,010 --> 00:27:19,010 So be it. 471 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:21,110 Mr. Karras? 472 00:27:21,290 --> 00:27:23,230 Well, I'm not looking to make any trouble. 473 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:25,250 Good. 474 00:27:25,950 --> 00:27:29,850 In my family, we always resolve to crisis over a meal. So before we start 475 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:33,170 formalizing this, how about it? Well, I've got corned beef, roast beef. 476 00:27:33,730 --> 00:27:34,770 I'll have a roast beef. 477 00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:36,010 Corned beef, please. 478 00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:37,590 Nothing. 479 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:40,910 If you're smart, you'll both drop the civil suits as well. 480 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:45,230 All that's going to happen is that you'll burn up a lot of time and effort, 481 00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:46,670 one's going to cancel out the other. 482 00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:49,950 You all right? John, are you okay? Would you like some water? 483 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:51,460 I think he's really choking. 484 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,960 Oh, my God. 485 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280 All right. 486 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,179 Do something. 487 00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:57,320 Oh, no, no, no. Don't do that. There's that procedure. 488 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,080 What's it called? The Heimlich maneuver. 489 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,260 That's it. Yes. Do you know how to do it? I do. Well, then do it. The man's 490 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:05,820 choking to death here. I find there to be something of a special irony in that. 491 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:10,380 What? Was it his hand that Sparky choked to death? For God's sake, man. Mr. 492 00:28:10,540 --> 00:28:11,700 Brackman, you can't let the man die. 493 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,820 To lose compassion for the dying is to lose all humanity. 494 00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:17,120 Isn't that right, Carrots? Come on. Tell me. 495 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,160 Did you watch Sparky as he gasped his last breath? 496 00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:23,000 Oh, come on. Was there a part of you that would have reached over and saved 497 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000 if you could, like this? 498 00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:28,860 Oh, thank God. 499 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:32,760 John, are you all right? 500 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Oh, you bastard. 501 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,460 I think you broke my rib. 502 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:39,700 I saved your life, you undeserving viper. 503 00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:43,860 When he gets finished with you, I'll have the shirt off your back. 504 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,780 This is who you want me to settle with, Miss Feldman, this miscreant? 505 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,280 This man's life calls out to be extinguished and his bodily parts sold 506 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,640 scrap. I'm leaving. 507 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:57,560 I don't make deals with terrorists. 508 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,080 You were both witnesses. 509 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,680 Expect a subpoena. 510 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,400 The man saved your life, mister. I wouldn't push your luck. 511 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,120 Lawyers. 512 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,779 You're on? 513 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:11,780 I'm down. 514 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,400 I guess this wasn't such a good idea. 515 00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:20,820 At least we tried. 516 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,220 So, where did that leave us? 517 00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:24,980 I'm not going to prosecute. 518 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,780 Each of them is enough of a punishment for the other without getting the whole 519 00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:30,360 criminal justice system involved. 520 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,360 Thanks, Marilyn. 521 00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:35,080 That's really very decent of you. Thanks. 522 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,120 It's a shame to waste perfectly good food. Are you hungry? 523 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:40,580 I could eat. 524 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:44,260 Very beautiful. Come on, love me. 525 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,260 Love me. Look at me. Very good. Now I want you to jump, honey. 526 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,160 I want you to jump for me. Now look in the camera. 527 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,179 Jump, baby. 528 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,920 Good. Very good. All right. 529 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,200 You love me, honey. 530 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,460 You love me. 531 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:57,799 Come on, honey. 532 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,800 Hi, Arnie. 533 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,360 Abbott, Arnie Becker. 534 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:03,520 Hi, Abbott. Yeah, all right. We're just going to finish up a couple more, then 535 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,520 we can take a break, okay? 536 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:09,060 Good. I love you. Good. I want you to pout. Come on, pout for me. He was mean 537 00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,640 you last night. Pout for me. Beautiful. You are beautiful. 538 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:12,900 Oh, yeah. 539 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,520 Okay, gorgeous. 540 00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:15,740 Now go and change. 541 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:25,130 You're gonna hate me. 542 00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:26,430 Not in this lifetime. 543 00:30:27,970 --> 00:30:31,770 We got started really late. The truck needed detailing. 544 00:30:32,650 --> 00:30:36,110 This morning they sent over a Tessarosa instead of a Lagonda. 545 00:30:36,610 --> 00:30:38,350 It's been one thing after another. 546 00:30:39,810 --> 00:30:41,490 Can I take a rain check until tomorrow? 547 00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:44,070 I could change the dinner reservations, make them a little later. 548 00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:45,910 Wait for you, watch you work for a while. 549 00:30:46,350 --> 00:30:47,910 Wouldn't be the hardest thing I ever did. 550 00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:50,530 Arnie, I couldn't work with you here. 551 00:30:50,970 --> 00:30:52,070 I would be totally distracted. 552 00:30:52,570 --> 00:30:54,070 What if I promised to be very quiet? 553 00:30:54,390 --> 00:30:56,510 It's not your voice that's distracting, Arnie. 554 00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:58,830 It's wanting to get away and be with you. 555 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:00,750 You know, the camera picks all of that up. 556 00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:03,810 I can look at a photograph from time when a model's just broken up with her 557 00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:07,570 boyfriend, gotten a drug habit, fallen in love. 558 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:10,590 You have no idea how naked I really am. 559 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:12,770 Just so long as I can dream. 560 00:31:13,190 --> 00:31:14,190 Come here. 561 00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:16,190 Lucinda. 562 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,360 Like, the middle's all raw. 563 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,340 I knew we should have bought that butane stove. 564 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,140 Eat some more trail mix. 565 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:36,060 I'm sick of trail mix. 566 00:31:36,300 --> 00:31:40,540 Well, you know, if you hadn't broken all the eggs when you fell over... Yeah, 567 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,760 like, that was really my fault, right? 568 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,700 Okay, I don't want to fight anymore. 569 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,520 Could you throw some toilet paper over here? 570 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:47,880 Yeah, where'd you pack it? 571 00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:50,300 I didn't pack it. You did. 572 00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:51,559 Uh -huh, you did. 573 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,560 Oh, great. 574 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:56,380 You brought every damn thing in the world except the toilet paper. 575 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,920 What am I supposed to do? 576 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,800 How about a leaf? 577 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:01,820 A leaf? 578 00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:05,240 Yeah. Well, you did say you didn't want anything to come between you and nature, 579 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,199 didn't you? 580 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,360 You're really enjoying yourself, aren't you, Stuart? 581 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,100 Oh, I am having a ball. I really am. 582 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,340 Well, okay. 583 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:15,460 That's exactly what I'll do. 584 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,660 No big deal. 585 00:32:17,180 --> 00:32:18,180 I'll use a leaf. 586 00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:37,270 I hate lizards. 587 00:32:37,570 --> 00:32:39,230 Oh, God. 588 00:32:40,810 --> 00:32:42,010 God, this pack is unbelievable. 589 00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:43,690 I feel like a llama. 590 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,030 How are you doing, honey? 591 00:32:46,570 --> 00:32:47,690 How do you think I'm doing? 592 00:32:48,850 --> 00:32:50,630 Is the itching getting any better? 593 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:52,150 The itching is worse. 594 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:55,170 The burning is worse. I'm in agony, Stuart. 595 00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:56,490 Total agony. 596 00:32:56,570 --> 00:32:58,350 Just give me a little bit further. You'll be okay. 597 00:32:58,990 --> 00:33:02,770 How are we ever going to find a dermatologist in this God -forsaken 598 00:33:03,570 --> 00:33:08,070 Well, you know, any kind of doctor can treat the poison sumac, or whatever it 599 00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:09,070 was. 600 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,650 Did you remember to bring the leaf specimen? 601 00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:13,550 I thought you were going to bring it. 602 00:33:14,610 --> 00:33:16,490 Well, you know, he probably didn't need it anyway. 603 00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:17,750 Come on. 604 00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:25,159 Your Honor, in order to justify the snatching of this man's boat and his 605 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:29,100 livelihood, the service has to show that the assessment was reasonable and 606 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,360 appropriate. Right now, they're not even close. 607 00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:34,760 Your Honor, I would point out to Mr. Cusack that if the service is in 608 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,280 with the rules of procedure in executing the termination, assessment, and levy, 609 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,040 and there is no showing that it isn't, then the review taken here goes to the 610 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,920 assessment only, not to the taking of Mr. Messer's boat. 611 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:48,739 Mr. Messer only owes the taxes claimed if it can be shown that he was involved 612 00:34:48,739 --> 00:34:49,739 in smuggling drugs. 613 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:51,440 Now, where is the proof of that? 614 00:34:51,699 --> 00:34:56,760 According to Section 6851, the burden isn't on the service to provide that 615 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:01,260 proof. Mrs. Apolli, I think you'll agree the evidence of drug smuggling is 616 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:06,180 rather thin. And there's a good likelihood that Mr. Messer will wind up 617 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:09,440 abatement. In the meantime, could he at least have his boat restored to him? 618 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:13,360 Unfortunately, Mr. Kuzak, there's been no showing that the levee was anything 619 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,360 but proper. 620 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:19,660 As such, I'm not at liberty to disturb it. Your Honor, Ron Messer is being 621 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:21,480 forced into personal and financial ruin. 622 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:24,990 And all anyone can say about that is that the service is in compliance with 623 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:25,868 own rules. 624 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:29,530 Now, what is this man supposed to do while we labor to discover that a 625 00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:30,530 was made? 626 00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:34,950 Counselor, I sympathize with your client's dilemma, but this is not a 627 00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:39,810 proceeding. The safeguards afforded a criminal defendant are not in place 628 00:35:40,090 --> 00:35:43,790 And we can rail about the unfairness of it, but that's the law. 629 00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:47,150 The best I can do is to set an early trial date. 630 00:35:47,390 --> 00:35:51,090 I cannot grant the relief you're seeking in a summary fashion. 631 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:54,890 The IRS sure as hell moved in a summary fashion, didn't they? That'll do, 632 00:35:54,950 --> 00:35:56,650 Counselor. That's about all I'm going to tolerate. 633 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,530 The court's adjourned. 634 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:00,890 Judge, can anybody here help me? 635 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:05,240 Can anybody explain this beyond saying there's a section in a book someplace? 636 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:10,040 I'm not a criminal. I just want my boat back so I can get back to work. This is 637 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,280 the United States of America. 638 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,100 I want my boat back. I want to get back to work. Lady, could you at least tell 639 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:18,240 them to take care of the boat while they got it? Or you could just give it to 640 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:23,480 the Navy... Mr. Kuzak, we've got a message here from Officer Crane. Thank 641 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:28,360 Run. 642 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,120 I'm sorry, I've got to go. 643 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,220 Excuse me, I'm looking. 644 00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:43,140 Never mind. 645 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,680 You all right? 646 00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:51,860 She all right? 647 00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:53,020 She's fine. 648 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:55,140 Excuse me. 649 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,620 Are you with the young lady? 650 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,600 Yeah. 651 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,020 Can we talk to her a minute? 652 00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:02,930 I'll be right back. 653 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:06,090 What happened? 654 00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:07,950 She lost it on San Vicente. 655 00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:11,130 Anybody hurt? No, but she wound up on the center divider. 656 00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:14,130 We ran a breathalyzer on her. It's below the legal line. 657 00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:15,450 Just. 658 00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:17,370 She's also had a few of these. 659 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:18,930 And she's got a valid prescription. 660 00:37:19,530 --> 00:37:23,130 But she shouldn't be behind the wheel. We also know she's with the DA's office. 661 00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:24,530 Make sure you get her home. 662 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:27,410 Thanks. 663 00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:33,620 Okay. 664 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:35,300 Let's go. 665 00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:42,740 Do it. 666 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:51,359 Do it. 667 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,360 Is that it? 668 00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:03,510 Easy, easy. Come on. 669 00:38:04,210 --> 00:38:05,670 Come on. There. 670 00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:12,090 Mr. 671 00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:22,150 Markowitz. Ciao. Thank you. 672 00:38:22,650 --> 00:38:23,650 Miss Kelsey. 673 00:38:24,490 --> 00:38:30,570 Hi. There's wine and beer and fresh orange juice. A minute for it. 674 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,020 That dude prefers champagne, of course. 675 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,380 Mr. Markowitz told me that you might be hungry, so I brought along some oyster, 676 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,560 lobster, fresh caviar. 677 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:44,280 The controls for the television and the stereo are on that front panel. 678 00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,540 Now, everything else okay? 679 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:47,940 Yes, finally. 680 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,620 Great. You just lean back, relax. 681 00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:54,500 We'll have you back in L .A. in less than two hours. 682 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,140 If you've got something to say, just say it. 683 00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:23,080 I am not going to stand by and wait for you to bottom out. 684 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,200 Then don't. 685 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,320 If you don't care about yourself, why don't you stop and think about what this 686 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,760 might be doing to the people around you? 687 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,080 Now I'm supposed to feel guilty, too? 688 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:35,900 Do me a favor. 689 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,580 Just get off my case. 690 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:39,420 Give me some slack. 691 00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:42,570 Slack almost got you killed today. Well, just like after you got shot, you're 692 00:39:42,570 --> 00:39:43,730 ready with a thousand answers. 693 00:39:44,170 --> 00:39:46,650 You got your speech about how that was nothing, how this is nothing. Well, it's 694 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,610 not nothing, it's something, and you're going to deal with it. 695 00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:52,250 The question is whether you're going to deal with it with your eyes open or 696 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,130 closed and what the cost is going to be when you're through. 697 00:39:56,610 --> 00:39:59,350 Now, I'm going to go out, and when I come back, 698 00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:05,710 the pills better be gone, the booze better be gone. 699 00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:14,770 Couldn't go inside. 700 00:41:15,450 --> 00:41:19,770 Isn't this the most fabulous car you've ever done this in? Yeah, but still, it's 701 00:41:19,770 --> 00:41:23,450 a car. We could go inside. We could be in a bed. 702 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,610 Why would you want to be in a bed when you can be in a car? 703 00:41:28,770 --> 00:41:30,410 Besides, I always thought anyway. 704 00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:45,270 What the hell are you doing? 705 00:41:45,490 --> 00:41:46,490 Great. 706 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:49,930 Now you want to come around and see me again. You left a message that you'd be 707 00:41:49,930 --> 00:41:50,930 here. What did you expect? 708 00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:52,650 You're the one that didn't want a commitment, remember? 709 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:55,090 You had all the reasons why not. 710 00:41:55,650 --> 00:41:57,270 Fine. This is what you get. 711 00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:59,270 You had to make sure I found out about it, too, didn't you? 712 00:41:59,710 --> 00:42:00,770 Didn't leave anything to chance. 713 00:42:01,410 --> 00:42:03,010 You leave word that you have to see me. 714 00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:05,850 You park in front of the house. 715 00:42:06,670 --> 00:42:08,470 I mean, are you trying to tell me something here or what? 716 00:42:08,770 --> 00:42:09,770 Yes, Aaron, I am. 717 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:13,820 I'm trying to tell you I feel neglected, and this is the only way I have of 718 00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:14,499 doing it. 719 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,340 I'm not as articulate as you, okay? 720 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,680 I just can't say what I'm feeling. 721 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,660 All right, look, why don't you come out of the car, and we'll go inside and 722 00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:26,660 talk, okay? 723 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,360 Who's the guy? 724 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,960 Arnold Becker, Aaron Fine. 725 00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:32,780 How you doing, man? 726 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,160 Listen, I know this is a little bit weird, but I think Luce and I needed a 727 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,160 little time together right now. 728 00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:39,500 Really, Arnie, I think it's the best thing. 729 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,800 You know something? 730 00:42:40,830 --> 00:42:43,430 We're all going to be having dinner together in six months laughing about 731 00:42:44,230 --> 00:42:46,210 Is it perfect? I mean, it's L .A., right? 732 00:43:13,550 --> 00:43:14,550 You've reached Roxanne. 733 00:43:14,650 --> 00:43:19,070 I'm not home right now, but if you leave your name and any brief message at the 734 00:43:19,070 --> 00:43:21,150 sound of the beat, I will get back to you. 735 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:23,470 Thank you, and have a great day. 736 00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:30,230 This is Arnold Becker. I'm calling from Pico Boulevard, where I've just pulled 737 00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:34,050 over to the curb to wait out the impulse to head due west until I crash through 738 00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:38,350 the guardrail of the Pacific Coast Highway once to my death in the ocean 739 00:43:40,230 --> 00:43:42,650 I hope you're having a hell of a good time in Hawaii. 740 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:47,900 the courage to say this to your face, but I don't right now, and I think 741 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:48,900 okay. 742 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:52,820 I'm going away, Mickey. 743 00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:58,900 I spoke to Rogoff, and he's given me an indefinite leave of absence, and I 744 00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:05,420 love you, and you know that, but after everything that's happened, 745 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,220 I feel... 746 00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:15,360 I feel so out of control right now, and I'm okay. I'm really okay, 747 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,000 thanks to you. 748 00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:23,760 But I think I need to be by myself for a while, and I've got a lot to think 749 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:24,760 about, you know? 750 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,480 A lot of stuff that I haven't wanted to think about. 751 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,280 And I don't know where I'm going to. I don't know. 752 00:45:33,860 --> 00:45:35,680 Maybe up north? Maybe New Mexico? 753 00:45:38,630 --> 00:45:41,150 Please, please don't worry about me, okay? 754 00:45:42,190 --> 00:45:43,930 Even if you don't hear from me for a while. 755 00:45:45,870 --> 00:45:52,830 As soon as I understand what I really want, I promise you'll be the first one 756 00:45:52,830 --> 00:45:53,830 know. 757 00:45:54,110 --> 00:45:56,830 Because I love you so much. 758 00:45:58,050 --> 00:45:59,050 I do.